Speaking English can kill you

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans .
5. The Russians drink a lot of vodka and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.
6. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
FROM:www.free-esl.com

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